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  • twocarsonenight

    i cannot emphasize enough how much elon musk is very much not killing twitter on purpose. he is not that smart. you are giving him too much credit. he makes cars that melt. a few weeks ago a billionaire imploded several other billionaires and himself in the ocean because of this same brand of born-rich brainworms. destroying a social media site because of a petty, long held grudge over his paypal co-founders not letting him rename that to "X" is not a stretch.

  • natto-slime

    He’s just such a fucking dipshit pic.twitter.com/3s0LbVvbIH — Lauren McKenzie (@TheMcKenziest) July 25, 2023 Screenshot reads: "Elon comes down, and he walks over to the breakfast bar and he picks up a package of Pop-Tarts," Thompson said. "And the funniest thing to me was the fact that most of us take Pop-Tarts for granted. He was transfixed. This was like a scene out of 2001: A Space Odyssey, when the apes examine the monolith. It was clearly the most fascinating thing he had seen that morning." Eventually, Musk realized that Pop-Tarts were best enjoyed toasted. So he opened a package and put two of them into the toaster, Thompson said. Only Musk made the rookie mistake of inserting the pastries horizontally, rather than vertically. When they popped back up, he had to stick his fingers into the toaster to grab his breakfast. This was a problem, and at about six in the morning Musk proceeded to scream, at full volume, "Fuck, it burns! Fuck, it burns!" Two older ladies at the front desk, nearby, watched in mortified silence.ALT
    • Jul 2610,972 notes
    jesus fucking christ
    Anonymous said: 

    what language(s) did you speak before italian?

  • when i started learning it properly (aka at uni) i spoke high school level french and incredibly basic spanish! tragically my first language is (british) english which means i’ll never be rid of my silly accent

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  • czesca

    goodness gracious this bed isn't a sofa bed. I'm in heaven

  • czesca

    the sockets aren’t falling out of the walls 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

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  • goodness gracious this bed isn’t a sofa bed. I’m in heaven

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  • people are always so impressed that I learnt italian on erasmus that i don’t really add ‘I also studied it for 2 years before and 1 year after and also my family is Italian’ but like realistically. with covid and truly terrible awful mental health in my 4th year I didn’t learn anything. and the year before erasmus I was also incredibly mentally and physically unwell the whole time. so that leaves like…. my first year when I went from the very very little Italian my family ever spoke to me to maybe like a level italian at best

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    so basically yeah i Did learn italian in a year. and half of that year was spent in lockdown